Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001 – 2011)

2001 • 9 seasons • Comedy

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Episode 7 — Crab

Season 5 • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

Released: 2005-02-13 • Comedy

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It's the day of Jonny's and Janet wedding, and they're nowhere to be found! Gaz and Donna rush off looking for them. Gaz thinks he left Jonny tied to a lamppost, but the barmaid took him down. Jonny and Janet are stuck in a Tesco's van. They wake up in their wedding outfits, and have no idea why they're there. Meanwhile Gaz and Donna pretend to be Jonny and Janet, so they still can get married. Luckily, the Tesco van ends up at their wedding, and Janet and Jonny finally get married.

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Episodes

Episode 1
Dead
2005-01-02

Episode 2
Nobbly Bobbly
2005-01-09

Episode 3
Shrink
2005-01-16

Episode 4
Ecuador
2005-01-23

Episode 5
Potato People
2005-01-30

Episode 6
Antlers
2005-02-06

Episode 7
Crab
2005-02-13

Episode 8
Fat
2005-02-20

Episode 9
Stot or Pronk
2005-02-27

Episode 10
Who's the Daddy?
2005-03-06

Episode 11
BaBaBaBaBa
2005-03-13

Episode 12
God
2005-03-20

Episode 13
Love 83199
2005-03-29

Episode 14
Near, Far
2005-04-03

Information

Episode air date	13.02.2005
Episode runtime	30 min
Episode rating	0.00
Genres	Comedy
TMDB series rating	6.7
IMDb series rating	7.1
Series status	Ended
Age rating	—
Country	GB

Cast

Will Mellor
Gaz

Freddie Hogan
Billy

Georgia Henshaw

Georgia Henshaw
Cassie

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