Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001 – 2011)

2001 • 9 seasons • Comedy

4746th by attention TV show online

5,229.7 Attention Score

Streaming on See all

Overview Watch Cast Seasons (9) Similar Images

Episode 5 — Lard

Name: Episode 5 — Lard
Released: 2001-03-26
Duration: 30 min
Cast: Will Mellor, Freddie Hogan, Georgia Henshaw

Season 1 • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

Released: 2001-03-26 • Comedy

User score

The lads are winding Janet up with the old one about it being impossible for girls to be as funny as boys. Not one to resist a challenge, Janet trawls through her â€˜crack-a-joke' books looking for that killer one-liner Jonny, however doesn't find the fact that he has been fantasizing about Louise quite so funny of course, Gas's advice is to say nothing. Janet is driving everyone mad with her stupid jokes and in a bid to shut her up Gas tells her that Jonny loves Louise. A heartbroken Janet summons a meeting with her friends and lets rip with a torrent of abuse. Unoffended but rather amused by this, the group begin to giggle. Janet is so chuffed at being able to make her friends laugh she forgives them all. Walking home Jonny feebly excuses himself from his Louise fixation by telling Janet that it got her over her joke obsession. Janet gets her revenge by admitting she too has kissed Louise but Jonny takes things that one step too far boasting that he touched Louise's boobs too.

Where to Stream Episode 5

Season 1 · Episode 5 · Streaming in USA

fuboTV

Subscription

Paramount Plus Premium

Subscription

Kanopy

Free

Episodes

Episode 1
Fags, Shags and Kebabs
2001-02-26

Episode 2
Spunk
2001-03-05

Episode 3
Bone with the Wind
2001-03-12

Episode 4
Angry Wangry
2001-03-19

Episode 5
Lard
2001-03-26

Episode 6
Ugly Babies
2001-04-02

Information

Episode air date	26.03.2001
Episode runtime	30 min
Episode rating	0.00
Genres	Comedy
TMDB series rating	6.7
IMDb series rating	7.1
Series status	Ended
Age rating	—
Country	GB

Cast

Will Mellor
Gaz

Freddie Hogan
Billy

Georgia Henshaw
Cassie

Similar shows

Recommended shows

← Previous episode Next episode →