Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men (2003 – 2015)

2003 • 12 seasons • Comedy • TV-14

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Episode 23 — Arguments for the Quickie

Season 3 • Two and a Half Men

Released: 2006-05-15 • Comedy

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Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. At first, he decides not to go and tries to convince Alan that he no longer has feelings for her. He goes to the see the performance and Mia explains that she wants some of Charlie’s sperm. Charlie responds by asking Mia for something.

Episodes

Episode 1
Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
2005-09-19

Episode 2
Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
2005-09-26

Episode 3
Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
2005-10-03

Episode 4
Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
2005-10-10

Episode 5
We Called It Mr. Pinky
2005-10-17

Episode 6
Hi, Mr. Horned One
2005-10-24

Episode 7
Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
2005-11-07

Episode 8
That Voodoo That I Do Do
2005-11-14

Episode 9
Madame and Her Special Friend
2005-11-21

Episode 10
Something Salted and Twisted
2005-11-28

Episode 11
Santa's Village of the Damned
2005-12-19

Episode 12
That Special Tug
2006-01-09

Episode 13
Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
2006-01-23

Episode 14
Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
2006-02-06

Episode 15
My Tongue Is Meat
2006-02-27

Episode 16
Ergo, the Booty Call
2006-03-06

Episode 17
The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer
2006-03-13

Episode 18
The Spit-Covered Cobbler
2006-03-20

Episode 19
Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
2006-04-10

Episode 20
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
2006-04-24

Episode 21
And the Plot Moistens
2006-05-01

Episode 22
Just Once with Aunt Sophie
2006-05-08

Episode 23
Arguments for the Quickie
2006-05-15

Episode 24
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
2006-05-22

Information

Creator	Chuck Lorre
Episode air date	15.05.2006
Episode runtime	22 min
Episode rating	6.90
Genres	Comedy
TMDB series rating	7.4
IMDb series rating	7.1
Series status	Ended
Age rating	14+
Country	US

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Two and a Half Men: Best of Charlie Harper

Two and a Half Men: Best of Charlie Harper

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Two and a Half Men: Best of Season 3

Two and a Half Men: Best of Season 3

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Charlie and Jake Go For Shopping

Charlie and Jake Go For Shopping

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Two and a Half Men: Behind the Scenes

Two and a Half Men: Behind the Scenes

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Clip: Jake Got an A

Clip: Jake Got an A

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Opening Theme Song

Opening Theme Song

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Season 4 Bloopers

Season 4 Bloopers

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Cast

Ashton Kutcher
Walden Schmidt

Jon Cryer
Alan Harper

Conchata Ferrell

Conchata Ferrell
Berta

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