Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men (2003 – 2015)

2003 • 12 seasons • Comedy • TV-14

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Episode 16 — Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?

Season 2 • Two and a Half Men

Released: 2005-02-14 • Comedy

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When Judith decides to take a vacation, the brothers have to take care of Jake during the week. Alan finds it challenging, and even forgets to pick up Jake from soccer practice. When Alan finds out that he has to go to the I.R.S. because they're auditing him, he forces Charlie to take care of Jake, and Charlie doesn't do any better then Alan.

Episodes

Episode 1
Back Off, Mary Poppins
2004-09-20

Episode 2
Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
2004-09-27

Episode 3
A Bag Full of Jawea
2004-10-04

Episode 4
Go Get Mommy's Bra
2004-10-11

Episode 5
Bad News from the Clinic?
2004-10-18

Episode 6
The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
2004-10-25

Episode 7
A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
2004-11-08

Episode 8
Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
2004-11-15

Episode 9
Yes, Monsignor
2004-11-22

Episode 10
The Salmon Under My Sweater
2004-11-29

Episode 11
Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
2004-12-13

Episode 12
A Lungful of Alan
2005-01-03

Episode 13
Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów (Get Off My Hair)
2005-01-17

Episode 14
Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
2005-01-31

Episode 15
Smell the Umbrella Stand
2005-02-07

Episode 16
Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
2005-02-14

Episode 17
Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!
2005-02-21

Episode 18
It Was 'Mame', Mom
2005-03-07

Episode 19
A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
2005-03-21

Episode 20
I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
2005-04-18

Episode 21
A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
2005-05-02

Episode 22
That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
2005-05-09

Episode 23
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
2005-05-16

Episode 24
Does This Smell Funny to You?
2005-05-23

Information

Creator	Chuck Lorre
Episode air date	14.02.2005
Episode runtime	21 min
Episode rating	7.85
Genres	Comedy
TMDB series rating	7.4
IMDb series rating	7.1
Series status	Ended
Age rating	14+
Country	US

Trailer

Additional videos

Two and a Half Men: Best of Charlie Harper

Two and a Half Men: Best of Charlie Harper

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Two and a Half Men: Best of Season 3

Two and a Half Men: Best of Season 3

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Charlie and Jake Go For Shopping

Charlie and Jake Go For Shopping

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Two and a Half Men: Behind the Scenes

Two and a Half Men: Behind the Scenes

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Clip: Jake Got an A

Clip: Jake Got an A

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Opening Theme Song

Opening Theme Song

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Season 4 Bloopers

Season 4 Bloopers

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Cast

Ashton Kutcher
Walden Schmidt

Jon Cryer
Alan Harper

Conchata Ferrell

Conchata Ferrell
Berta

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