Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men (2003 – 2015)

2003 • 12 seasons • Comedy • TV-14

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Episode 3 — This Unblessed Biscuit

Season 11 • Two and a Half Men

Released: 2013-10-10 • Comedy

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Walden and Alan think it may be time for Berta to retire when she injures her back at work. When they suggest her retiring, she grows offended, and as the conversation progresses she quits. Walden and Alan then try different maids, with little success.

Episodes

Episode 1
Nangnangnangnang
2013-09-26

Episode 2
I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
2013-10-03

Episode 3
This Unblessed Biscuit
2013-10-10

Episode 4
Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
2013-10-17

Episode 5
Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
2013-10-24

Episode 6
Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
2013-11-07

Episode 7
Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
2013-11-14

Episode 8
Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
2013-11-21

Episode 9
Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
2013-12-05

Episode 10
On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!
2013-12-12

Episode 11
Tazed in the Lady Nuts
2014-01-02

Episode 12
Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
2014-01-09

Episode 13
Bite Me, Supreme Court
2014-01-30

Episode 14
Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe
2014-02-06

Episode 15
Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
2014-02-27

Episode 16
How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
2014-03-06

Episode 17
Welcome Home, Jake
2014-03-13

Episode 18
West Side Story
2014-04-03

Episode 19
Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
2014-04-10

Episode 20
Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
2014-04-24

Episode 21
Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
2014-05-01

Episode 22
Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
2014-05-08

Information

Creator	Chuck Lorre
Episode air date	10.10.2013
Episode runtime	22 min
Episode rating	5.70
Genres	Comedy
TMDB series rating	7.4
IMDb series rating	7.1
Series status	Ended
Age rating	14+
Country	US

Trailer

Additional videos

Two and a Half Men: Best of Charlie Harper

Two and a Half Men: Best of Charlie Harper

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Two and a Half Men: Best of Season 3

Two and a Half Men: Best of Season 3

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Charlie and Jake Go For Shopping

Charlie and Jake Go For Shopping

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Two and a Half Men: Behind the Scenes

Two and a Half Men: Behind the Scenes

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Clip: Jake Got an A

Clip: Jake Got an A

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Opening Theme Song

Opening Theme Song

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Season 4 Bloopers

Season 4 Bloopers

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Cast

Ashton Kutcher
Walden Schmidt

Jon Cryer
Alan Harper

Conchata Ferrell

Conchata Ferrell
Berta

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