The Colbert Report

The Colbert Report (2005 – 2014)

2005 • 11 seasons • News, Comedy • TV-14

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Episode 56 — Madeleine Bordallo

Season 3 • The Colbert Report

Released: 2007-04-26 • News/Comedy

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Stephen is unhappy at the fact that Stephanie Colburtle The Turtle did not win The Great Turtle Race, after being bested by another turtle named Billy. He claims Billy is a male, and demands a re-race. (After explaining that one can tell the sex of a turtle by the concavity of its plastron, Stephen says that he checks the plastron on "all [his] dates, and if it's not concave, [he is] outta there."

Episodes

Episode 1
Ethan Nadelmann
2007-01-08

Episode 2
Jim Cramer
2007-01-09

Episode 3
David Kamp
2007-01-10

Episode 4
Judy Woodruff
2007-01-11

Episode 5
Alex Kuczynski
2007-01-15

Episode 6
Dinesh D'Souza
2007-01-16

Episode 7
Richard Clarke
2007-01-17

Episode 8
Bill O'Reilly
2007-01-18

Episode 9
Tom Schaller
2007-01-22

Episode 10
Michael S. Steele
2007-01-23

Episode 11
Lou Dobbs
2007-01-24

Episode 12
Mike Wallace
2007-01-25

Episode 13
Barry Lando
2007-01-29

Episode 14
Donna Shalala
2007-01-30

Episode 15
Jed Babbin
2007-01-31

Episode 16
Chuck Schumer
2007-02-01

Episode 17
Wendy Kopp
2007-02-05

Episode 18
Charlie LeDuff
2007-02-06

Episode 19
Steven Pinker
2007-02-07

Episode 20
Debra Dickerson
2007-02-08

Episode 21
Michael Oppenheimer
2007-02-12

Episode 22
Sheryl WuDunn
2007-02-13

Episode 23
Lance Armstrong
2007-02-14

Episode 24
Shashi Tharoor
2007-02-15

Episode 25
Zev Chafets
2007-02-26

Episode 26
Craig Venter
2007-02-27

Episode 27
Nina Jablonski
2007-02-28

Episode 28
Larry King
2007-03-01

Episode 29
Ben & Jerry
2007-03-05

Episode 30
Mark Frauenfelder
2007-03-06

Episode 31
Michael Specter
2007-03-07

Episode 32
Ted Koppel
2007-03-08

Episode 33
Nicholas Kristof
2007-03-12

Episode 34
Michael Eric Dyson
2007-03-13

Episode 35
Ed Viesturs
2007-03-14

Episode 36
Ayaan Hirsi Ali
2007-03-15

Episode 37
Jerome Groopman
2007-03-19

Episode 38
Willie Nelson
2007-03-20

Episode 39
Benjamin Barber
2007-03-21

Episode 40
Katie Couric
2007-03-22

Episode 41
Gwen Ifill
2007-03-26

Episode 42
Madeleine Albright
2007-03-27

Episode 43
Jabari Asim
2007-03-28

Episode 44
Clive James
2007-03-29

Episode 45
Colin Beavan
2007-04-09

Episode 46
Jeannette Walls
2007-04-10

Episode 47
Vali Nasr
2007-04-11

Episode 48
Dr. Richard Land
2007-04-12

Episode 49
John Kerry
2007-04-16

Episode 50
Elaine Pagels
2007-04-17

Episode 51
Paulina Porizkova
2007-04-18

Episode 52
Sean Penn
2007-04-19

Episode 53
Russell Simmons
2007-04-23

Episode 54
Dr. Andrew Weil
2007-04-24

Episode 55
David Walker
2007-04-25

Episode 56
Madeleine Bordallo
2007-04-26

Episode 57
Neil deGrasse Tyson / Bill Bradley
2007-04-30

Episode 58
Malcolm Gladwell
2007-05-01

Episode 59
Gina Kolata
2007-05-02

Episode 60
Conn Iggulden
2007-05-03

Episode 61
Richard Preston
2007-05-07

Episode 62
Nassi Nicholas Taleb
2007-05-08

Episode 63
Salman Rushdie, Jane Fonda
2007-05-09

Episode 64
Jann Wenner
2007-05-10

Episode 65
William Langewiesche
2007-05-14

Episode 66
Walter Isaacson
2007-05-15

Episode 67
Howard Dean
2007-05-16

Episode 68
Randy Kearse, Rep. Tom Delay
2007-05-17

Episode 69
Jared Diamond
2007-05-21

Episode 70
John Amaechi
2007-05-22

Episode 71
Bay Buchanan, Bob Deans
2007-05-23

Episode 72
Jimmy Wales
2007-05-24

Episode 73
Rep. Jan Schakowsky, Leon Botstein
2007-06-04

Episode 74
Jessica Valenti
2007-06-05

Episode 75
Carl Bernstein
2007-06-06

Episode 76
Cullen Murphy
2007-06-07

Episode 77
Dr. Michael D. Gershon
2007-06-11

Episode 78
Josh Wolf
2007-06-12

Episode 79
Rep. Ron Paul
2007-06-13

Episode 80
Daniel B. Smith
2007-06-14

Episode 81
Toby Keith
2007-06-18

Episode 82
Anne-Marie Slaughter
2007-06-19

Episode 83
Will Schwalbe
2007-06-20

Episode 84
Vincent Bugliosi
2007-06-21

Episode 85
Tom Hayden
2007-06-25

Episode 86
David France
2007-06-26

Episode 87
Tom Blanton, Daniel Gilbert
2007-06-27

Episode 88
Doug Bailey
2007-06-28

Episode 89
Richard Florida, Ben Nelson
2007-07-16

Episode 90
Mark Moffett
2007-07-17

Episode 91
John Mellencamp
2007-07-18

Episode 92
Frank Sulloway
2007-07-19

Episode 93
Simon Schama
2007-07-23

Episode 94
Anthony D. Romero
2007-07-24

Episode 95
Charles Kaiser
2007-07-25

Episode 96
Robert Shrum
2007-07-26

Episode 97
Evan Osnos
2007-07-30

Episode 98
Kathleen Kennedy Townsend
2007-07-31

Episode 99
Michael Beschloss
2007-08-01

Episode 100
Michael J. Behe
2007-08-02

Episode 101
Ian Bogost
2007-08-07

Episode 102
Jim Cramer, Tina Brown
2007-08-08

Episode 103
Judd Apatow
2007-08-09

Episode 104
Michael Jacobson
2007-08-13

Episode 105
Jerry Miller, Spencer Wells
2007-08-14

Episode 106
Michael Wallis
2007-08-15

Episode 107
Mike Huckabee
2007-08-16

Episode 108
Nathan Sawaya
2007-08-20

Episode 110
Richard Branson
2007-08-22

Episode 112
Bjorn Lomborg
2007-09-10

Episode 113
Garrison Keillor
2007-09-11

Episode 114
Joel Klein
2007-09-12

Episode 115
Ed Begley Jr
2007-09-13

Episode 116
Susan Sarandon
2007-09-18

Episode 117
Naomi Wolf
2007-09-19

Episode 118
Jeffrey Toobin
2007-09-20

Episode 119
Thomas Friedman
2007-09-24

Episode 120
John Grisham
2007-09-25

Episode 121
Tony Bennett
2007-09-26

Episode 122
David Schwartz
2007-09-27

Episode 123
Charlie Savage
2007-10-01

Episode 124
John Mearsheimer
2007-10-02

Episode 125
Jim Lovell
2007-10-03

Episode 126
John Kao
2007-10-04

Episode 127
George Saunders
2007-10-08

Episode 128
Stephen Colbert
2007-10-09

Episode 129
Gen. Wesley Clark
2007-10-10

Episode 130
Chris Jordan
2007-10-11

Episode 131
Paul Glastris
2007-10-15

Episode 132
Bob Drogin
2007-10-16

Episode 133
Garry Kasparov
2007-10-17

Episode 134
Craig Newmark
2007-10-18

Episode 135
Richard Berman
2007-10-29

Episode 136
Craig Venter
2007-10-30

Episode 137
Col. Lawrence Wilkerson
2007-10-31

Episode 138
Walter Kirn
2007-11-01

Information

Creator	Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert
Episode air date	26.04.2007
Episode runtime	—
Episode rating	0.00
Genres	News / Comedy
TMDB series rating	6.9
IMDb series rating	8.4
Series status	Ended
Age rating	14+
Country	US

Cast

Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert
Self - Host

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