ted
ted

ted (2024 – 2026)

2024 • 2 seasons • Comedy • TV-MA
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On August 7, 2026
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Top Rated Episodes of ted

2024–2026 • 2 seasons • 15 episodes • IMDb 7.9

Explore the highest rated episodes of ted ranked by viewer scores and vote count. Discover fan favorites, standout episodes, and the most popular moments from the series.

Mrs. Robicheck - Top Rated Episode of ted

#1. Mrs. Robicheck

Season 2 • Episode 2
The weight of unspoken things settled between them, a familiar ache. He watched her, the lines around her eyes deepening as she wrestled with a problem that seemed to have taken root…
⭐ 8.3
👥 16
⏱ 34 min.
📅 5 March 2026
Talk Dirty to Me - Top Rated Episode of ted

#2. Talk Dirty to Me

Season 2 • Episode 1
In the dimly lit basement of the school, a desperate gamble unfolded. A phone, connected to a distant voice, offered a fleeting escape, but at a steep price. The charges mounted, spiraling…
⭐ 8.1
👥 24
⏱ 34 min.
📅 5 March 2026
He's Gotta Have It - Top Rated Episode of ted

#3. He's Gotta Have It

Season 1 • Episode 7
With the academic year drawing to a close, Ted begins to devise a plan. It centers on assisting John in losing his virginity, a circumstance precipitated by John's recent discovery that he…
⭐ 8.0
👥 27
⏱ 43 min.
📅 11 January 2024
The Sword in the Stoned - Top Rated Episode of ted

#4. The Sword in the Stoned

Season 2 • Episode 5
The school play auditions brought John and Ted together, while Matty and Susan found themselves working part-time at Dunkin' Donuts.
⭐ 7.9
👥 13
⏱ 33 min.
📅 5 March 2026
Just Say Yes - Top Rated Episode of ted

#5. Just Say Yes

Season 1 • Episode 1
At Matty's urging, Ted found himself attending school with John, and the moment the arrangement was made, Ted resolved to be expelled.
⭐ 7.8
👥 56
⏱ 51 min.
📅 11 January 2024
Dungeons & Dealers - Top Rated Episode of ted

#6. Dungeons & Dealers

Season 2 • Episode 3
A confluence of circumstances – a drug shortage, a peculiar invitation, and a shared love of role-playing – drew John, Ted, and Blaire into an unexpected adventure. They found themselves tasked with…
⭐ 7.8
👥 13
⏱ 31 min.
📅 5 March 2026
Ejectile Dysfunction - Top Rated Episode of ted

#7. Ejectile Dysfunction

Season 1 • Episode 3
Driven by a peculiar desire, Ted and John went to considerable trouble to ensure John could witness his first adult film. Meanwhile, a lackluster evening shared by Matty and Susan sparked in…
⭐ 7.7
👥 30
⏱ 38 min.
📅 11 January 2024
Subways, Bicycles and Automobiles - Top Rated Episode of ted

#8. Subways, Bicycles and Automobiles

Season 1 • Episode 4
Ted’s Halloween plans with John dissolve when Blaire insists he serve as her driver for the evening. Meanwhile, Susan attempts to lift John’s spirits by arranging for him to make a new…
⭐ 7.7
👥 26
⏱ 38 min.
📅 11 January 2024
Desperately Seeking Susan - Top Rated Episode of ted

#9. Desperately Seeking Susan

Season 1 • Episode 5
Blaire persuaded Matty and Susan to allow Ted to guide their marriage counseling. Following the session, Ted, along with John and Blaire, urged Susan to reconsider a career she had once put…
⭐ 7.7
👥 26
⏱ 34 min.
📅 11 January 2024
Fraudcast News - Top Rated Episode of ted

#10. Fraudcast News

Season 2 • Episode 8
A scare had prompted the doctor's orders: remain calm. But for Matty, serenity proved elusive, particularly with the news of the O.J. Simpson verdict rippling through the air. His family, desperate to…
⭐ 7.7
👥 11
⏱ 33 min.
📅 5 March 2026
My Two Dads - Top Rated Episode of ted

#11. My Two Dads

Season 1 • Episode 2
Ted and John’s scheme for retribution against the school bully unexpectedly casts them into a position of guardianship. Matty consents to undergo a colonoscopy, but only if a specific condition is met.
⭐ 7.6
👥 36
⏱ 40 min.
📅 11 January 2024
Roe v. Weed - Top Rated Episode of ted

#12. Roe v. Weed

Season 2 • Episode 6
Blaire found herself unexpectedly navigating a pregnancy, a development that ignited a sharp division within her family.
⭐ 7.6
👥 13
⏱ 32 min.
📅 5 March 2026
Susan Is the New Black - Top Rated Episode of ted

#13. Susan Is the New Black

Season 2 • Episode 7
The discovery occurred during a traffic stop, and Susan bore the consequences. For her family, a ten-day jail sentence meant a stark shift in their reality, a sudden awareness of life lived…
⭐ 7.6
👥 11
⏱ 33 min.
📅 5 March 2026
The Mom's Bombed Rom-Com - Top Rated Episode of ted

#14. The Mom's Bombed Rom-Com

Season 2 • Episode 4
She sank onto the sofa, a craving for predictable happiness washing over her as she reached for a romantic comedy, much to Matty’s exasperation. Meanwhile, Ted’s casual deception regarding a neighbor's affections…
⭐ 7.5
👥 12
⏱ 37 min.
📅 5 March 2026
Loud Night - Top Rated Episode of ted

#15. Loud Night

Season 1 • Episode 6
Matty’s unusual Christmas desire unfolds, irrevocably altering the established order of the Bennett family. A visit to church sparks a quiet contemplation in John and Ted, prompting questions about the mysterious beginnings…
⭐ 7.0
👥 27
⏱ 44 min.
📅 11 January 2024

Best Episodes of ted

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These top rated episodes of ted are ranked according to audience scores and vote totals. The ranking highlights fan favorite episodes, the most popular episodes, and the highest rated moments from the series.

If you are looking for the best episodes of ted, this list showcases the strongest entries ranked from highest to lowest based on viewer feedback.