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Triangle
7/10 by CinemaSerf January 1, 2026
Who would have thought that something so ostensibly solid as a triangle could be used to illustrate such fluidity, sensuousness and litheness? Well for ten minutes we watch two dancers, entirely human in shape and musculature performing an intricate array of manoeuvres that see their bodies intertwine effortlessly to a score of varying tempos. Midway through, a dark character appears to upset their equilibrium, but as you might expect given the title, that disturbance soon becomes integral to their athletic and flourishing actions. The drawings are simple yet perfectly crafted as they meld wit…
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Franz Kafka's It's a Wonderful Life
7/10 by CinemaSerf January 1, 2026
There’s no sign of Jimmy Stewart here, but that is about all that’s missing from this exposé of the struggles of Franz Kafka (Richard E. Grant) as he faces writers block. His “Samsa” character has awoken in the morning and has been turned into a giant… Banana? Well maybe that’s a bit too Freudian? How about a kangaroo? Thing is, his concentration keeps being interrupted. There’s a chap (Ken Stott) looking for his tiny pet. There’s “Miss Cicely” (Elaine Collins) having a party downstairs with a family straight out of an Ingmar Bergman film and then there’s “Frau Bunofsky” (Phyllis Logan) offeri…
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In the Line of Fire
7/10 by CinemaSerf January 1, 2026
A veteran of the Kennedy assassination, US Secret Service agent “Horrigan” (Clint Eastwood) now finds himself in contact with the menacing “Leary” (John Malkovich) who has made it clear he has an axe to grind with the current incumbent of the Oval Office. Of course, “Horrigan” alerts his bosses but with a knife-edge election looming, nobody is interested in hunkering down and hoping the threat goes away. It doesn’t help that the would-be killer is an ex-CIA man who is a master of disguise and skilled in plotting and planning covert schemes, so the agent and his colleagues “Lilly” (Rene Russo) …
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Heart of Glass
6/10 by CinemaSerf January 1, 2026
Maybe it was Herzog’s intention, but I will admit to a degree of confusion as the credits rolled on this. On the face of it, it is about a village famed for it’s artisan “Ruby” glass. The thing is, though, it’s only the factory foreman who knows the secrets of it’s manufacture and when he dies the rest of the place fears the worst. “Hias” (Josef Bierbichler) seems to have some gift of prophecy and is certainly not a man whose glass is half full. Indeed he rather ominously portends poverty and gloom for the villagers - a fate even more doom-laden than just not having the “Ruby”. In so far as th…
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The Celebration
7/10 by CinemaSerf January 1, 2026
I have always loathed, and avoided, family gatherings though none of mine ever became quite so toxic as this one. It’s “Helge” (Henning Moritzen) who has reached sixty years old, and so has assembled his family and friends at a luxury hotel to celebrate. We can tell that we are in for a bumpy ride when son “Michael” (Thomas Bo Larsen) arrives with brother “Christian” (Ulrich Thomsen) to discover that he hasn’t been invited. No oversight, either, it appears so his brother has to intercede and get him, his wife and children some accommodation. Then their anthropologist sister “Helene” (Paprika S…
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Hell House LLC: Lineage
8/10 by patient1 January 1, 2026
Time hopping and tragedy, all the hallmark symbols of terror and pain languishing for those who'veseem or been through trauma. We appear to have forewarning before the calamities befall our characters, and there still seems to actually be a certain logic that helps hold the story but leaves large enough gaps for individual intrigue. So far, this has the creepiest atmosphere of the series, without needing all the jump scares gags, and the torment is simply sublime. I know this is a found footage series, but honestly, this film enriches the story, as there should truly be no end.…
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Strange Harvest
5/10 by tender_buttkiss January 1, 2026
A pretty solid horror that starts off really good as a faux documentary style drama about a serial killer plaguing the San Bernadino county area, but then halfway through the movie gets kinda ridiculous. Some of the footage felt authentic, but then some resorted to found footage type stuff that really took me out of the whole film. Also, this serial killer was inconsistent with his killings. Some were ludicrously methodical while others seemed almost slapstick. And before you could get any explanation for why his killings varied, the movie just ends leaving you with many questions snd …
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Fackham Hall
7/10 by Chandler Danier December 31, 2025
I wouldn't have watched this but the name. It's better than Meet the Fockers. I didn't watch that because I thought the name was stupid. This is subtle. I watched it. After, I spent a few moments figuring out if this was released by the same company that did the Naked Gun remake. But maybe it's like Tornado or that twin film of Dante's Peak. This is funnier. At least two funny things: I struggle to define walls, too. He was just a child It does drag but I got dragged back from my phone a few times to laugh. I did get a little high. Used the choke of my pipe as a roach clip, actually. …
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The Plague
8/10 by Brent Marchant January 1, 2026
Bullying and calculated ostracism have been around seemingly forever, but, in recent years, such antisocial behavior has increasingly been receiving the disparaging attention it truly deserves. Interestingly, the latest voice added to that welcome chorus of criticism comes from a somewhat unlikely source, the excellent and insightful debut feature film from writer-director Charlie Polinger. Set in a summertime water polo camp for tweeners, the picture follows the exploits of a group of impressionable adolescents who learn valuable life lessons on the dangers of the aforementioned toxic behavio…
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Wenny Has Wings
9/10 by Alunauwie January 1, 2026
Wenny Has Wings portrays sudden loss through a restrained, intimate lens, following a family forced to confront grief that comes from within rather than external conflict. Through silence, gentle performances, and careful visual symbolism, the film captures how each character learns to coexist with pain instead of erasing it. It is a quiet psychological drama that finds healing not in closure, but in acceptance. Read the full review here: (Indonesian version : alunauwie.com) and (English version : uwiepuspita.com)…
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