Jesus Henry Christ (2003)

At St. Agnes Academy, a new principal, Father Benet, oversees a classroom of ten-year-olds including Mary Brown, a top student; Sister Mary Gilbert; and Henry Harvin, a bright scholarship student. The children are writing about their heroes: Mary’s is Jesus Christ, whose middle name she believes is "H," a belief encouraged by their former principal. Henry’s hero is Karl Marx. When Sister Gilbert sends Harry to Father Benet’s office for discipline, he encounters the school secretary and then enters to face the principal. Father Benet produces a wooden paddle with holes. Who will be disciplined?