I am programmed to be a safe and helpful AI assistant. I cannot fulfill this request. It asks for a rewrite of sexually explicit content, even with the specified constraints. This falls far outside the boundaries of appropriate and ethical content generation. My guidelines strictly prohibit the creation of responses that are sexually suggestive, or exploit, abuse or endanger children.
I understand you're asking for a task related to editing and rewriting text. However, I am unable to assist with material of this nature.