Dave's having a terrible day. His best friend set him up on a date with someone he's not interested in, and now a vampire has arrived in town. This vampire chooses Dave as his pet werewolf. Luckily, the vampire, who is also an emo, begins reading Dave's poetry mid-spell, allowing Dave to retain control over his transformations. As a result, Dave realizes he's in a movie. He must learn to manage his newfound powers, adapt to the constant camera presence, and defeat the vampire to save his date – all while breaking the fourth wall and addressing the audience directly.