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Primitive War

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A review by Sejian

★ 7/10 June 25, 2026

Dare I say, this was more entertaining than that awful Monster Hunter live-action movie, and most of the Jurassic movies.

There are, of course, some really stupid moments, like Keyes not remembering that when the little murder turkeys run away, it means a bigger murder turkey is lurking, but hot dayum, the reveal of big murder turkey was gruesomly awesome, and the two giant murder turkeys tearing !@#$ up at the end was just the best a dinosaur lover could ask for.

This might just be one of my favorite dinosaur movies!